Welcome friends to the twisted, perverted and convoluted secret machinations of a truly twisted mind-set.

I hope you experience all the disturbed, confused yet liberating thoughts unique to these rare and remote archives. My friends, if you dare to read on you may uncover in this veritable maze of ideas what could be described as 'the sacred rubbish' or 'looted lunacies' otherwise simply recognizable as the spurious dabblings of a madman.

I challenge you to appreciate their lack of meaning and to value the unsalvageable. Do you not seek a world of sheer stupidity born out of complacency? Are you not even slightly inquisitive as to compare your inherent superior taste and able intelligence with such indulgences? Or even to savour in your very humanity nay, to take comfort in like-minded kinship (alternatively, it may send you completely nuts).

Dear reader, can I imagine you to be in such complete vexatious state as to leave this site pronto and to tell thou to 'get stuffed'?

Further, I beckon your dutiful self to return from time to time and become acquainted with certain changes that may or may not happen considering the hapless nature of this personage and who, I might add, is subject to bouts of laziness; such a sorrowful disposition is pitiable since the origins of which are the committed grievances and inconceivable incompetence the nature of which have clearly no basis and who's actions are manifestly mischievous.

Finally, most patient reader may I direct your attention to an addition to the already saturated and curiously macabre with the inclusion of certain merchandise in the images of political luminaries.

Here resides the 'coalition of the thrilling' with the anticipation of others of eclectic political persuasion. How curious and strange are these faces? Perhaps we should turn to the animalcule and consider microscopic amoeba or the bizarre and fearful creatures of the deep. What of the frightening visages of nightmarish dreams? Surely such drastic distortions are without scientific basis.

May you, precious reader take comfort in the knowledge one can safely observe such things from afar or even to chance the opportunity for closer examination such that only personal scrutiny may afford. Finally dear reader may I say "let you be the judge".

Your most humble author

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